Post by deputydon on Nov 5, 2010 21:39:52 GMT -5
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> >>>>
> >>>>>-----------------------
> >>>>>'1'
> >>>>>Blaming your farts on me.....
> >>>>>not funny... not funny at all !!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'2'
> >>>>>Yelling at me for barking.
> >>>>>I'M A DAMN DOG
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'3'
> >>>>>Taking me for a walk, then
> >>>>>not letting me check stuff out.
> >>>>>Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'4'
> >>>>>Any trick that involves balancing
> >>>>>food on my nose. Stop it!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'5'
> >>>>>Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
> >>>>>Now you know why we chew your stuff
> >>>>>up when you're not home.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'6'
> >>>>>The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
> >>>>>You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
> >>>>>a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'7'
> >>>>>Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
> >>>>>surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'8'
> >>>>>Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
> >>>>>Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'9'
> >>>>>Dog sweaters. Hello
> >>>>>Haven't you noticed the fur?
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'10'
> >>>>>How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
> >>>>>Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>Now lay off me on some of these things.
> >>>>>We both know who's boss here!
> >>>>>You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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> >>>>
> >>>>>-----------------------
> >>>>>'1'
> >>>>>Blaming your farts on me.....
> >>>>>not funny... not funny at all !!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'2'
> >>>>>Yelling at me for barking.
> >>>>>I'M A DAMN DOG
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'3'
> >>>>>Taking me for a walk, then
> >>>>>not letting me check stuff out.
> >>>>>Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'4'
> >>>>>Any trick that involves balancing
> >>>>>food on my nose. Stop it!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'5'
> >>>>>Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
> >>>>>Now you know why we chew your stuff
> >>>>>up when you're not home.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'6'
> >>>>>The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
> >>>>>You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
> >>>>>a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'7'
> >>>>>Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
> >>>>>surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'8'
> >>>>>Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
> >>>>>Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'9'
> >>>>>Dog sweaters. Hello
> >>>>>Haven't you noticed the fur?
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>'10'
> >>>>>How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
> >>>>>Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>--------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>Now lay off me on some of these things.
> >>>>>We both know who's boss here!
> >>>>>You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
