Broke butt

[bullseye]

So my wife is enjoying her retirement. She is spending a lot of time doing things in the yard that she had been putting off.

I get home from work last night and she is telling me all she accomplished. The tells me "I busted butt today in the yard!"

I grabbed her butt and said, "You sure did.....there is a crack in it now!" ;D

[Jack]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[deputydon]

Did she "crack" your head?? ?? ??