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Post by twomoons on May 16, 2013 8:51:37 GMT -5
Romantic Wife A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically, non - romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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Post by Jack on May 16, 2013 13:48:05 GMT -5
I bet he slept on the couch! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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