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Post by twomoons on May 15, 2013 8:24:00 GMT -5
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies... She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Oh my God, Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven..."
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Post by Jack on May 15, 2013 11:20:15 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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