Post by twomoons on Apr 1, 2013 14:02:39 GMT -5
Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God proudly pointed downward through the clouds, LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a beautiful piece of land, rich and fertile. "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Nebraska -the most glorious place on Earth! There are beautiful lakes and rivers t, and acres upon acres of woodlands. The people from Nebraska are going to be friendly, intelligent and humorous, and they're going to be the most spirited people in the world. They'll work hard when it's time to work and play harder than anyone the world over. They will be known throughout the world for great food, and spectacular festivals. These people alone will discover the proper mix of religion, family, and work."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "But you said there'd be balance, God? What about BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loudmouth morons I'm putting next to them in South Dakota!!"
God proudly pointed downward through the clouds, LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a beautiful piece of land, rich and fertile. "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Nebraska -the most glorious place on Earth! There are beautiful lakes and rivers t, and acres upon acres of woodlands. The people from Nebraska are going to be friendly, intelligent and humorous, and they're going to be the most spirited people in the world. They'll work hard when it's time to work and play harder than anyone the world over. They will be known throughout the world for great food, and spectacular festivals. These people alone will discover the proper mix of religion, family, and work."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "But you said there'd be balance, God? What about BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loudmouth morons I'm putting next to them in South Dakota!!"
