Post by deputydon on Mar 4, 2013 20:04:59 GMT -5
A PLANE
IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. HE THEN
TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS
IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER
SEAT.
THE
CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.
THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE
CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE
PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A
BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES
BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."
AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN
ECONOMY..
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO
MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD
HER SOFTLY, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO
TORONTO
A PLANE
IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. HE THEN
TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS
IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER
SEAT.
THE
CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.
THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE
CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE
PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A
BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES
BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."
AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN
ECONOMY..
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO
MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD
HER SOFTLY, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO
TORONTO