Post by bullseye on Mar 4, 2013 16:16:51 GMT -5
Obama was out looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub … a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde, he said, “I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.00.”
To the brunette he asked the same question. She replied, “$100.00.”
He then asked the redhead. Here was her reply:
“Mr. President … If you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have screwed retirees, then you can have it for free, just like the illegal immigrants.”
To the blonde, he said, “I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.00.”
To the brunette he asked the same question. She replied, “$100.00.”
He then asked the redhead. Here was her reply:
“Mr. President … If you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have screwed retirees, then you can have it for free, just like the illegal immigrants.”
