Post by 340wby on Aug 26, 2005 15:12:34 GMT -5
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty two.
And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty six.
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty four ... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin'."
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty two.
And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty six.
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty four ... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin'."