Post by jimh on Aug 23, 2005 15:00:54 GMT -5
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the
>night with her for $500. HE spends the night with her but Before he
>leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he
>will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the
>payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
>
>On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
>whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a
>check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
>
>Dear Madam:
>Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
>apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
>1) it had never been occupied
>2) that there was plenty of heat
>3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>
>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
>wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
>
>Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for
>$250 with the following note:
>
>Dear Sir,
>First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
>to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
>it, if you know how to turn it on.
>Regarding
>the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
>have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send
>the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
>
>night with her for $500. HE spends the night with her but Before he
>leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he
>will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the
>payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
>
>On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
>whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a
>check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
>
>Dear Madam:
>Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
>apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
>1) it had never been occupied
>2) that there was plenty of heat
>3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>
>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
>wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
>
>Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for
>$250 with the following note:
>
>Dear Sir,
>First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
>to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
>it, if you know how to turn it on.
>Regarding
>the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
>have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send
>the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
>
