If you're in an area of turkeys, turn your hearing

[calsibley]

I was hunting grouse in Western Maryland a few years back and walking through an area that had been heavily planted in pines, probably during President Roosevelts make work conservation years. A turkey flushed right above me, and me with my new hearing aid turned on. I damn near died on the spot, never been so frightened. The next week the technician was making final adjustments to the hearing aid, and asked me how it worked. too damn well I replied, too damn well. Best wishes.

Cal - Montreal

[Bill]

Did you give him a bill for the laundry Cal
I remember the first time I had that happen to me, I was hunting turkeys with a bow and it made me jump so bad that I forgot to string an arrow right away. By the time I got it strung the turkey was in the next county.

[Purebred Redneck]

It's one of those - take a big step back, open your eyes real wide, shake a little bit, and then hear the little voice in your head say "you going to shoot at the thing or not?"